View source

From The Encyclopaedia Expurgatia

This page has been locked to prevent editing.

You can view and copy the source of this page:

LK1 is a [[novels | novel]] describing, among other things, the [[Lost Kingdom]]--an [[extradimensional and paratransitional location]] outside of the common [[multiverse]]. It also chronicles the adventures of [[Cameron James Drake]], [[Crescent Anne Madison]], [[Minestrone Campbell]], [[Montgomery Logan Stark]], [[Doc the Snore]], the [[deinosaurs]] of the [[planet]] of [[Mars]] in [[Universe 97D]], the [[evil]] [[Queen Messerschmitt Viperspat]], the even more evil [[princess]] [[Tranniscag Viperspat]], the not especially evil at all [[prince]] [[Heinrich von Viperspat]], [[Drasbury]] the Dragon, a cantankerous ''[[Thalassomedon haningtoni]]'', the [[Casual Observer]], a [[1984 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta coupe]], the [[Lost]] [[City of Atlantis]], the [[cats]], [[coffee]], [[cheese]], the [[Gremlin, The | Gremlin]] and the [[Dark Grimalkin, The | Dark Grimalkin]], and a [[big huge massive corpulent shamoolian plethora of generally useless information]]. Also, it's got a two hundredish-word [[introduction]] by the lead [[singer]] of [[SlipKnot]] which may very well be the best [[part]] of the whole book. ----- {{spoiler}} '''Table of Contents''' '''Introduction by [[Corey Taylor]]''' '''[[Prologue LK1|Prologue]]''' '''[[Chapter]] One: The Great Question '''Chapter Two: The Philosopher '''Chapter Three: The Initiation of [[Fluffy the Cat]] '''Chapter Four: [[The Cofyman]] '''Chapter Five: The Ascent of the [[Snores]] '''Chapter Six: The Arrival '''Chapter Seven: [[The Council of Rexus]] '''Chapter Eight: [[The Lost Train of Thought]] '''Chapter Nine: Phase One of the New Plan '''Chapter Ten: [[The Lost City of Atlantis]] '''Chapter Eleven: [[The Magical Bag of Tricks]] '''Chapter Twelve: Her Majesty’s Customer Service '''Chapter Thirteen: [[The Museum of Irrational Thought]] '''Chapter Fourteen: Phase Two of the New Plan '''Chapter Fifteen: The Fate of [[Sparky the Dog]] '''Chapter Sixteen: [[The Body Shoppe]] '''Chapter Seventeen: The Mission of [[Drasbury]] '''Chapter Eighteen: The Last Snore '''Chapter Nineteen: [[The Gremlin]] and [[the Dark Grimalkin]] '''Chapter Twenty: The Awful Truth about [[Little Bo Peep]] '''Chapter Twenty-one: The Lighter Side of Senseless Death '''Chapter Twenty-two: The Lonely Vigil of [[Roaschek|the Savannah Monitor]] '''Chapter Twenty-three: Home Sweet Home '''Chapter Twenty-four: [[Whistling on a Tuesday]] '''Chapter Twenty-five: The Flight of the [[1984 Chevroet Camaro Berlinetta coupe|Camaro]] '''Chapter Twenty-six: Through the [[Mesphos]] '''[[Chapterlast]]: The Trouble with [[Mars]] ----- '''Dramatis Personae''' '''[[Cameron James Drake]]''': An Earthling resident of Universe 97D '''[[Crescent Anne Madison]]''': Drake’s girlfriend '''[[Minestrone Campbell]]''': A philosopher and resident of the Lost Kingdom '''[[Montgomery Logan Stark]]''': Another Earthling from Universe 97D '''[[Doc the Snore]]''': The leader of the paratransitional repomen. '''[[Messerschmitt Viperspat]]''': The evil queen of the Lost Kingdom '''[[Tranniscag Viperspat]]''': The slightly-more-evil princess of the Lost Kingdom '''[[Heinrich von Viperspat]]''': The not-especially-evil prince of the Lost Kingdom '''[[Hugh Betcha]]''': The advisor to Queen Messerschmitt '''[[Miles Jacobsen]]''': Casual Observer, Literary Fallguy, and Coffeedrinker of America '''[[The Royal Army]]''': A band of the dumbest bastards in uniform '''[[The Gremlin]]''': A paratransitional bounty hunter '''[[The Dark Grimalkin]]''': Another paratransitional bounty hunter '''[[The Chairman of the Council of Rexus]]''': A tyrannosaur who controls the planet of Mars '''[[Roaschek the Savannah Monitor]]''': A Varanus exanthematicus assigned to watch over the Earth of Universe 97D '''[[Drasbury the Dragon]]''': A largish dragon sent to mediaeval Earth in Universe 97E '''[[Espikentarl the Dragon]]''': An enormous dragon sent to mediaeval Earth in Universe 97E '''[[Sparky the Dog]]''': Montgomery Stark’s missing canine '''[[Fluffy the Cat]]''': A red herring used to give the cats equal time '''[[Randolph the Deinonychus antirrhopus]]''': A member of the Martian deinonychosaurian platoon assigned to Jupiter '''[[Corey the Deinonychus antirrhopus]]''': Another member of the Martian deinonychosaurian platoon assigned to Jupiter '''[[The Iguana]]''': Your squamatan chronicler

• Template:Spoiler

Return to The Encyclopaedia Expurgatia.