Zombies

From The Encyclopaedia Expurgatia

The Living Dead. The LivingImpaired. The Posthumously Unsettled. The D.O.Able.

Call them what you like: they're reanimated corpses, and they eat people's brains.

Zombification can result from a number of means, including Haitian rituals and the sort of radiation present in comets and returning venusian probes. The condition is also highly contagious, and can be spread through the transfer of bodily fluids.

Zombies are not intelligent creatures, and have, in cases, tested lower on logic tests than people from Ohio. They should be considered brainless and extremely dangerous to people who want to live.

Zombies returned to life on 13th December 2000 in Universe 97T.