YodHehVavHeh, The

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One of the judeochristian deities.

The YHVH is one of the more incompetent deities known to man, having, to date, banished Cain, flooded the Earth, and killed his only begotten son in vain attempts to destroy evil.

The YHVH is reportedly planning the armageddon, which may or may not work out.