Y'shua
From The Encyclopaedia Expurgatia
The entity reported to have been the offspring of YHVH the Deity, as well as a clone of YHVH the Deity, as well as the only deity in the multiverse, as well as a caucasian Nazarene, as well as a messiah, as well as a guy who actually existed.
According to judeochristian mythology, Y'shua performed a number of miracles before angering everyone enough to be sentenced to death; he was then crucified for four hours until he died; he then returned to life after three days and promised to return during the lifetimes of his twelve disciples and vanished.
The only evidence that Y'shua ever existed at all was an awkward paragraph discovered in the otherwise verbose writings of Josepheus, which were later exposed as a hoax when the original writings--four hundred years older than the falsified documents--were discovered to contain no mention of the Nazarene at all.
The complete lack of evidence, or even probability of Yshua's existence seems only to reinforce the beliefs of those who worship his character.
