Snores
From The Encyclopaedia Expurgatia
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The anatomy of a Snore was quite the ponderable thing within itself. There have been many hypotheses regarding the evolution of the Snore, and many other hypotheses to the effect that the Snores never evolved at all and were merely the product of genetic engineering and a twisted imagination. One of the more favourable of the latter classification of hypotheses is that the Snores were originally manufactured by some cracked rhinophysicist who believed wholeheartedly that, throughout the history of civilisation, every species everywhere had always lived by a sense of smell, and that all other physiological characteristics of the body were simply hindering the full potential of their olfactory lifestyles.
A second, more plausible hypothesis is that the Snores were an intergalactic facial tissue corporation's publicity stunt gone awry.
