Noday the Nothingth of Naught
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The quantum unobservable nonpoint of subplanck nontime [0<N>tP] not between the years BC1 and AD1 not during which the multiverse didn't begin.
There may be far more than one Noday the nothingths of Naught, as both zero and plancktime technically have values, not during which any number of other things might not have happened; as to the Noday the nothingth of Naught in question, here's what didn't happen on that nonday:
It was precisely never on Noday the nothingth of Naught, and it had been for exactly ever. Time had frozen to death at that zillionth of a yoctosecond of downtime between BC and AD. The molecules of the multiverse had locked up in absolute zero; physics had ceased to be; logic had failed; neutrinos and gravitons parked side by side—if in opposite lanes—in the gridlock of existence.
Nothing happened at all. The nothingth of a fraction of a percentage of a nothingth of time lasted an eternity.
And then, at the very edge of the darkness, the door creaked slowly open, and the iguana poked his head into the void.
He looked side to side, up and down, over his shoulder and directly ahead. He was just in time: just outside of time.
The iguana nodded to himself and closed the door again.
