LK1

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LK1 is a novel describing, among other things, the Lost Kingdom--an extradimensional and paratransitional location outside of the common multiverse.

It also chronicles the adventures of Cameron James Drake, Crescent Anne Madison, Minestrone Campbell, Montgomery Logan Stark, Doc the Snore, the deinosaurs of the planet of Mars in Universe 97D, the evil Queen Messerschmitt Viperspat, the even more evil princess Tranniscag Viperspat, the not especially evil at all prince Heinrich von Viperspat, Drasbury the Dragon, a cantankerous Thalassomedon haningtoni, the Casual Observer, a 1984 Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta coupe, the Lost City of Atlantis, the cats, coffee, cheese, the Gremlin and the Dark Grimalkin, and a big huge massive corpulent shamoolian plethora of generally useless information. Also, it's got a two hundredish-word introduction by the lead singer of SlipKnot which may very well be the best part of the whole book.



Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.


Table of Contents

Introduction by Corey Taylor

Prologue

Chapter One: The Great Question

Chapter Two: The Philosopher

Chapter Three: The Initiation of Fluffy the Cat

Chapter Four: The Cofyman

Chapter Five: The Ascent of the Snores

Chapter Six: The Arrival

Chapter Seven: The Council of Rexus

Chapter Eight: The Lost Train of Thought

Chapter Nine: Phase One of the New Plan

Chapter Ten: The Lost City of Atlantis

Chapter Eleven: The Magical Bag of Tricks

Chapter Twelve: Her Majesty’s Customer Service

Chapter Thirteen: The Museum of Irrational Thought

Chapter Fourteen: Phase Two of the New Plan

Chapter Fifteen: The Fate of Sparky the Dog

Chapter Sixteen: The Body Shoppe

Chapter Seventeen: The Mission of Drasbury

Chapter Eighteen: The Last Snore

Chapter Nineteen: The Gremlin and the Dark Grimalkin

Chapter Twenty: The Awful Truth about Little Bo Peep

Chapter Twenty-one: The Lighter Side of Senseless Death

Chapter Twenty-two: The Lonely Vigil of the Savannah Monitor

Chapter Twenty-three: Home Sweet Home

Chapter Twenty-four: Whistling on a Tuesday

Chapter Twenty-five: The Flight of the Camaro

Chapter Twenty-six: Through the Mesphos

Chapterlast: The Trouble with Mars


Dramatis Personae

Cameron James Drake: An Earthling resident of Universe 97D

Crescent Anne Madison: Drake’s girlfriend

Minestrone Campbell: A philosopher and resident of the Lost Kingdom

Montgomery Logan Stark: Another Earthling from Universe 97D

Doc the Snore: The leader of the paratransitional repomen.

Messerschmitt Viperspat: The evil queen of the Lost Kingdom

Tranniscag Viperspat: The slightly-more-evil princess of the Lost Kingdom

Heinrich von Viperspat: The not-especially-evil prince of the Lost Kingdom

Hugh Betcha: The advisor to Queen Messerschmitt

Miles Jacobsen: Casual Observer, Literary Fallguy, and Coffeedrinker of America

The Royal Army: A band of the dumbest bastards in uniform

The Gremlin: A paratransitional bounty hunter

The Dark Grimalkin: Another paratransitional bounty hunter

The Chairman of the Council of Rexus: A tyrannosaur who controls the planet of Mars

Roaschek the Savannah Monitor: A Varanus exanthematicus assigned to watch over the Earth of Universe 97D

Drasbury the Dragon: A largish dragon sent to mediaeval Earth in Universe 97E

Espikentarl the Dragon: An enormous dragon sent to mediaeval Earth in Universe 97E

Sparky the Dog: Montgomery Stark’s missing canine

Fluffy the Cat: A red herring used to give the cats equal time

Randolph the Deinonychus antirrhopus: A member of the Martian deinonychosaurian platoon assigned to Jupiter

Corey the Deinonychus antirrhopus: Another member of the Martian deinonychosaurian platoon assigned to Jupiter

The Iguana: Your squamatan chronicler

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