Finney Fries
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The official name of these cheese fries, which were invented in the late nineteen eighties by a hungry, bored-with-conventional-gastronomics iguana, is Finney Fries; and they can be prepared by following this simple recipe:
Prepare an order of typical, preferably fresh French Fries until soft and golden. Liberally sprinkle shredded Mozzarella, followed by an equal amount of shredded Cheddar Cheese. Microwave at high power for one minute, or until cheeses have adequately converged into each other. Season to taste with Cajun Spice Powder.
WARNING: Finney Fries are a highly addictive and abused form of sustenance and should be sampled only by adults and at their own risks. As of yet, there are no functional support groups or definneyation organisations to help victims to cope with symptoms of withdrawl. It's not that the problem hasn't been recognised by the proper people; it's that the proper people, feeling a need to identify with the compulsory symptoms of Finney Abuse, all went to their favourite restaurants, instructed their servers to instruct the cooks to prepare an order, and, to date, are still sitting there stuffing their faces and telling themselves that it will all turn out right in the end.
Fortunately, by contrast to some of the more addictive street drugs, which can cost hundreds of dollars per hit, the average price of an order of Finney Fries is $1.95.
