Deinosaurs, Disappearance of
From The Encyclopaedia Expurgatia
The orders Saurischia and Ornithischia of the class Archosauria are best known by the unofficial moniker deinosauria. The deinosaurs lived upon the planet of Earth in the System of Sol in the Galaxy Milky Way in a large number of universions from BC231million until BC64million.
Then they disappeared.
The homosapiens of those Earths have various theories regarding the disappearance of the deinosaurs. They are, in some cases, correct. Of course, since the various universions contain different reasons for the disappearance of the deinosaurs, but each Earth contains several conflicting theories, as many as one of which might be correct, the simple fact is that the homosapiens don't really know anything at all.
To set the record straight:
In Universe 7824E, the deinosaurs were hunted into extinction by aliens; in Universe 7824F, incidentally, the deinosaurs are alive and well, having exterminated the last of the alien hunters last Tuesday.
Universe 90345G's deinosaurs were killed in the aftermath of an asteroid which smashed into the Yucatan at the end of the Maastrichtian Age of the Cretaceous Period; Universe 837723Y's asteroids were killed off after a titanosaurian beach party in the same location.
Universe 97F's deinosaurs survived the asteroid impact, but died of bacterial poisoning when regrouping after the draining of the inland seas; Universe 97A's deinosaurs died similarly, when they all went on holiday to Tijuana and didn't bring their own water.
Universe 13579A's deinosaurs developed allergies to flowering plants; Universe 97531Z's deinosaurs failed to invent anything resembling viagra and eventually abstained into extinction.
Universe 97T's deinosaurs became zombies one night.
In Universe 97B, the deinosaurs didn't die out at all; they evolved into birds. In Universe 97C, the deinosaurs evolved into creationists.
In Universe 97D the deinosaurs neither died nor mutated into anything else. They were evicted by the felinopods of Sirius, who happened to conquer Earth at the end of the Cretaceous. Those deinosaurs were deported to Mars, where they survived, thrived, and evolved.
